Galactic Ranger

is traversing the continuum.



Read the Printed Word!

Forget the American version......in Russia, My mother meets you (How I Met Your Mother Russian adaptation)

As @ActuallyNPH posted it…..it wil be Legen……wait for it……Dersky.

1 year ago

Forget the American version......in Russia, My mother meets you (How I Met Your Mother Russian adaptation)

As #ActuallyNPH posed it…..it wil be Legen……wait for it……Dersky.

1 year ago

A pretty accurate breakdown of what the oscars should have looke like

1 year ago
Fap Fap times to be had……Read the full comic from the Oatmeal here.

Fap Fap times to be had……Read the full comic from the Oatmeal here.

Urban Dictionary is cheery Valentine Funtimes.

Urban Dictionary is cheery Valentine Funtimes.

(via tumboner)

Lignin, the stuff that prevents all trees from adopting the weeping habit, is a polymer made up of units that are closely related to vanillin. When made into paper and stored for years, it breaks down and smells good. Which is how divine providence has arranged for secondhand bookstores to smell like good quality vanilla absolute, subliminally stoking a hunger for knowledge in all of us.

Why secondhand bookstores smell good 

Perfumes: The Guide (via YMFY)

(Source: bookshelfporn)

Awesome Hulk Parody.
Check out Lar De Souz and Ryan Sohmer’s latest comic creation: The Gutters

Awesome Hulk Parody.

Check out Lar De Souz and Ryan Sohmer’s latest comic creation: The Gutters

Mattel has made me throw up in my cubicle!

Here’s the rundown while I’m mopping up my mess.

The company wants to get Barbie and Ken back just in tie for Feb 14th. So they hop onto every social media site to advertise he is a changed doll…..he tweets from MOMA in NYC: -

“Barbie could spend hours looking at the timeless art, and I could spend   hours looking at Barbie.”

While not regurgitating sappy lines 1920’s dames would smack down, he visits places around the city.

‘Most recently, Ken was spotted at Magnolia’s Bakery — as it turns out, he was busy designing a special treat just for Barbie. The custom cupcake is available for purchase throughout Valentine’s Day.’

Although I held in the bile this time. I have to ask… why did they break up? Sure, the company says they needed time apart. But I think Toy Story 3 hit the nail on the real issue here.

But even if my sharp senses on his sexuality are off, why doesn’t Barbie act more like  Rainbow-Brite; try all the colors of the rainbow instead of sticking with eau de douche.